Caveman Anthropology

 

I am learner. I come from cave with family. Today I go with Uug to see new place with different things. Uug is father. My mother stay with small kids back at cave home. 


When me and Uug find new place I see other humans live there. There are a lot of them. They are ugly and gross. They say they roll in mud so the sun does not burn them. They have ugly voices too. They talk in family tongue but it sound bad.


I think they are also stupid because they do not eat my meat. When i give them a fat bird they not eat it. Instead they cook bad smelling plants. 


They are very stupid.


At dark time i heard loud noises and yelling. Big people came in camp carrying the biggest animal ever. I was shocked. I learn they DO eat meat, but only BIG meat. 


When I go home I help Uug do art. We draw the new humans on Ugg's story wall. I get to draw the big dead animal.


The new humans are gross but have good meat. I go with Uug again soon to find more humans and their food.

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